Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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