I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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