I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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