How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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