I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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