fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Its about making memories worth repressing
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
try to milk me bitch
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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