DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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