she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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