Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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