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I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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