Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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