I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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