is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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