Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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