drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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