we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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