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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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