Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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