my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
porn star boner night. come get it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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