question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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