If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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