i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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