Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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