I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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