i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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