perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I would fuck him just for his dog
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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