I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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