Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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