I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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