This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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