No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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