seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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