Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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