check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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