im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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