Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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