Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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