After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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