My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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