So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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