So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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