he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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