I can't watch pbs sober anymore
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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