this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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