Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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