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He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I would fuck him just for his dog
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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