So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Randomize
