3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
