You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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