I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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