Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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