There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she smelled like a LAN party
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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