careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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