ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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