She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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