last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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